whoops.

only so long as the black hole cannot observe the cat, of course

until it emerges from the otherside of the abyss schrodinger's cat has proven that it can be both alive and dead in the same moments

cats have nine lives, it used one in the box, so we still have 8 to go.

can you really prove that the cat is even in the back hole? with no sound to come through, is the black hole the cat itself?

yesn't

if the rat can time travel they possibly could go back to before they fell into the black hole

he doesn’t just survive- he thrives. he searches out black holes just for the fun of falling through. it’s a weekend activity.

the only way to get out of a black hole is to go back to a time when you weren't in the black hole to begin with

it is full of time and will swallow its offenders whole

it’s ratty and it’s travelly and it likes sewers so i wanna kiss it

trust me on this

tardigrades know the secret passages of the universe. tardigrades know the depths of your soul…

smol boi. less mass, less spaghettification

they are so small. normal rules don’t apply to them

they have feet

they're just little guys, i don't think a black hole would want to kill them

super hardy i heard

i am a tardigrade and i can confirm i would survive

bugs are eternal

let's be honest, cockroaches could survive anything. nuclear blast, zombie apocalypse, making a doctors appointment, and various exposures to chemicals.

the black hole would be disgusted by it

Kafka's mind's already a blackboard

because

very squishy and they're not scared of anything. so they'd bounce, and the fear would bounce off them

can’t outjelly the jelly

they are brainless goops

they don’t do much

as a brainless nervous system, it could withstand more than a brained creature. also, they're silly little fellas

they seem like they’d be okay with it

stings the black hole

new york city pigeons

mosquitoes - humans eradicate species all the time just by accident, stupidity, and greed, but the one creature we actively try to wipe out is just like lol nope

axolotl can regrow any part of their body, so if one of their limbs got blown off by the black hole they'd just be like "well, that one was getting old anyway" and grow a new one. they could repeat this process forever basically

angry goose would simply consume the black hole

my dog because she’s already so dense that a singularity wouldn’t do nothing to her

a petunia plant in a bowl